Funny SMS Joke, Old Lady to Doctor

Old Lady to Doctor: Mujhe Gas ki problem hai
par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me na BadBu aati hai na Awaaz
Aap k clinic me bhi 20 baar gas chhod chuki
hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala..
Doctor: Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 week baad aayiye.

(1 week baad)
Old Lady:Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di??
Meri gas me ab bhi aawaz nahi aa rahi par
bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi hai
Doctor: Good..!Aapki Naak theek ho gayi hai
Ab hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaj karenge

In a hospital ICU patients died

In a hospital ICU patients died in the same bed every Sunday between 10 to 11 am

Doctors thought it is something super natural

Worldwide Expert team was formed to investigate d cause

Next sunday, patient at 10 AM, visit this site all doctors & nurses stood around that bed & waiting to see what it was…???

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Then suddenly Gangubai (Part time Sunday sweeper) entered d ICU, unplugged the Life Support system of that bed & plugged her Mobile Charger!!

Aap ko kya bimari hai?

Aap ko kya bimari hai?
Mariz: pehle aap waada kare ke hasse ge nahi.
Dr.: G promise
Mariz ne lulli nikaali jo machis ki teeli jitni thi.
Dr. ki hassi nikal gai.
Mariz: Aap ne na hassne ka waada kia tha.
Dr.: Ok serious.. Ab masla batao?
Mariz: Dr. sahb, ye sooj gai hai.
Dr: Hahahaha Hahahahaha o teri phen di.. πŸ˜€

Love Story of Doctor

LOVE STORY OF DOCTOR:

I was in 12th
She was in 12th
I love her – she love me

I got MBBS
She got BCOM

I was doing MBBS
She got MBA

I was preparing 4 MD entrance
She got married

I m doing MD
She’s d mother of 2 children

I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st stndrd,

I became DOCTRATE
Hr daughtr passd 10th,

I hav joined job.
Hr Daughtr joined College.

The Greatest irony-
Today is my ENGAGEMENT
& Her daughter also got married today.

Gulel banaunga, Kabutar marunga

Ek Pagal roz kehta:
Gulel banaunga, Kabutar marunga..
Gulel banaunga, Kabutar marunga..

6 month ke ilaaj ke baad Doctor ne poocha:
Ab kya karoge?

Pagal: Shaadi!
Doctor: Phir?
Pagal: Suhaag raat
Doctor: Phir?
Pagal: Uski sari utarunga?
Doctor: Haww, phir?
Pagal: Blouse
Doctor: Good yaar, phir?
Pagal: Pagalhir bra utarunga
Doctor: Oh My God, phir???

Pagal: phir kya! Bra ki elastic se..
Gulel banaunga, Kabutar marunga! πŸ˜€