School- A place where papa pays

School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree

Kuch log thodi der karte hain

May the joy and peace of Christmas
be with you all through the Year.
Wishing you a season of blessings
from heaven above. Merry Christmas
Kuch log thodi der karte hain,
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai
unka
Mobile Charge

us ne kaha or dabao

Ek bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa……..
muje acha lage ga…
ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz…
ek pyara sa SMS!!!
us ne kaha or dabao…..main dabaya ….
us ne kaha or dabao …main ne or dabaya…
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao
main ne phir dabaya..
us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao , ,,,
main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :d

Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni

R we friends or r we not u told me once but
i 4got 4 all da friends i’v eva met ur da 1
won’t 4get n if i die b4 u do i’ll go 2 heaven n wait 4 u. xXx
Handsome,
Sweet,
Intelligent,
spontaneous,
good-looking,
nice friends,
charming,
funny,
well…Enough about ME!
How about you?
The moment I first saw you,
you warmed my heart,
the second time you made little flames
and now you make my heart burn like hell !
I must have been born under a lucky star,
to find a friend as nice as you are,
and I will follow the rainbow until the end,
if you promis forever to be my friend!
Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?….
Because,
he drinks 2 litre of milk daily