Singham Effect

SINGHAM Effect:-
Dad: Result kya aaya?
Boy: Aai chhya gaavat, fail ho gaya.
Dad: Besharam! Nalayak.
Boy: Kuch bhi karne ka, Mera ego hurt nahi karne ka.
Dad: Aaj se teri pocket money bandh.
Boy: Meri jaroorat kam hai, Isi liye meri zameer me dum hai.
Dad: Get out.
Boy: Aata maaji satakli re.
Dad: Mujhe ab papa mat kehna.
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Boy: Ae Gotya.. Gotya.. Gotya :P:D

After Result Girls and Boys Reaction

After Result.. Girls Reaction.
Girl1 (Rote Huve): phir se sirf 91%.
Girl2 (Bahot Rote huve): 2 baar revise karne ke Baad Bhi sirf 93% kaisa Aa sakte hai Number ??
Girl3 (Bahot Jada Rote huve): Main mummy ko kya Mu Dikhaungi In 92% Number ke saath.
Girl4 (Bahot Bahot Jada Rote huve): Sirf 94%?? kahan kami rah gayi?

After Result… Boys Reaction.
Boy1: Tere bhai ne fod diya hai be is baar.. poore 44% hain.. ha ha ha
Boy2: Papa to Naach Uthenge Jab Unhe Pata Chalega ki mai pass ho gaya by grace. hahahahaha πŸ™‚
Boy3: Wo to sir ne Copy karne di jo 41 % aa gaye … warna To band bajj gaya tha.
Boy4: Main to baal baal bacha .. Border pe pass ho gaya pure 35% aaye hai na 1 mark jada na 1 mark kam, paper check karne wala devta tha Devta.. _/\_

Different age group and exam

Different age groups:

1st to 3rd class: Hey I studied everything for exam.

4th to 6th class: Hey That question was very hard so i leave only that question.

7th to 10th class: Hey Read only important questions.

11th class: I think 4 chapters are enough 2 get pass.

12th class: Kal exam kaun sa hai yaar ??

And in college:
Saalo bataa to dete aaj exam hai, main toh pen bhi nahi laya..!! πŸ˜€ 😯

Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola

Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!

Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!

Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.

Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!

Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam!