Funny SMS Joke, Old Lady to Doctor

Old Lady to Doctor: Mujhe Gas ki problem hai
par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me na BadBu aati hai na Awaaz
Aap k clinic me bhi 20 baar gas chhod chuki
hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala..
Doctor: Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 week baad aayiye.

(1 week baad)
Old Lady:Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di??
Meri gas me ab bhi aawaz nahi aa rahi par
bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi hai
Doctor: Good..!Aapki Naak theek ho gayi hai
Ab hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaj karenge

Funny SMS Joke, IIN Institute

Ek Ladki nayi nayi English Sikh rahi thi
Ladki: jaanu .. please apple my new number.
Ladka: confused and ask.. what??
Ladki: mera number apple karlo na jaldi..
Ladka: are par apple to seb hota he.
Ladki: mere jaanu me bhi to yahi keh
rahi hu k mera number phone me seb karlo.
Ladka behosh …
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