Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho? 😂 😆
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Definition of Best Friend, SMS Joke
Definition of Best Friend:
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A person who opens his mouth just to Insult you!
Insult Funny SMS Joke, Yaad hai ham pehle
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the..
Train ruki,
khidki khuli,
nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan..
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!
Insult Funny SMS Joke, Its MONSOON
Its MONSOON &
I’m sure
U must be feeling Romantic
U must be feeling like Going Out in the Rain,
Dancing..
Sing Songs..
Splash Water..
Well,
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Every FROG feels the same..
April Fool’s SMS Joke, Khush to bohut hoge tum
Khush to bohut hoge tum,
baat hi kuchh aisi hai,
1st april jo hai aaj,
dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,
aur kyo na ho.. saal mai 1 hi toh din aata hai jo
hota hai sirf tumhare naam.
Kanjus SMS Jokes, Kanjus kuch to sharm kar
In me se koi 1 chez select karo
1.Hthora
2.pathar
3.Gun
4.Pipe
5.Tube
6.Mike
7.Raad
8.Danda
Or
apne sar pe zor se maro.
Kanjus kuch to sharm kar liya kar.
Valentine’s Day Funny SMS Jokes, Girlfriend to Boyfriend
Girl Friend: I want a
‘Blackberry’ or
‘Apple’
on upcoming Valentine’s Day!!
BF: Anar Ka Season Hai Anar Ka ..
2 Kilo Leta Aaunga.. π
Funny Hindi Insult SMS, Achchi Baat to Sabko
Achchi Baat to Sabko Achchi Lagti hai dosto…
Lekin..
Jab Tumhe Kisi ki Buri Baat bhi acchi Lage to Smjho ke..
Tumhe Pyar ..
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Nahi hua hai, ZALEEL hone ki Aadat ho Gai hai..!! π
Insulting SMS Jokes, 1 kanjoos tha
1 kanjoos tha,
Bilkul kanjoos tha,
Khalis kanjoos tha,
Bohut ziada kanjoos tha,
Aap mat ghabrao
Aap ke samne to wo kuch bhi nahi tha,