Aap ki Kahani Meri Jubani

Aap ki Kahani Meri Jubani:

Aap ke pass dimag hai, dosage
Chalta nahi alag baat hai.

Aap Smart hai,
Koi manta nahi alag baat hai.

Aap shareef hai,
Lagte nahi alag baat hai.

Aap ke pass Mobile hai,
Call aur Msg nahi karte alag baat hai.

Kafi izzat hai Aap ki,
Koi karta nahi Alag baat hai.

Aap ki itni Bezzti ho rahi hai,
phir bhi Aap SmS padh rahe ho kya baat hai..
HA HA HA πŸ˜€

Why Boys get Blocked on Whataspp

Why Boys get Blocked on Whataspp!!

Boy: What’s your Name?
Girl: Palak and you??
Boy: Paneer!!!
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: What’s UP?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: tu Soya hai?
Boy: Nahi! Mungfali hun..!
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: See ya!
Boy: Var Ram chandar ki jai!
*BLOCKED!!!*

Girl: Have a Good Day.
Boy: No thank u… I like Parle-G more.
*BLOCKED turant!!!

Boy: Thank you.
Girl: My Pleasure.
Boy: My Bajaj Pulsar.
*BLOCKED Forever!!!*

And the best one..

After fight:
Girl: Tum toh mujhe manaate hi nahi!!
Boy: Tum kya ho? Diwali ho? EID ho? Ya Holi?
*BLOCKED!!!*