Modi SMS Joke, Modi to Rajnikant

Narendra Modi’s mobile was ringing..

He picked the call..

Namo: Hello Rajnikant, kaise ho..!

Rajnikant shocked

Rajni: tumko kaise pata chala ki me Rajnikant hu? Mera number to TRUE CALLER walo ko bhi nahi pata aur mera number kisi k mobile me display bhi nahi hota..

Namo: Aise hi thoda PM bana hu.. muje itni to akal hai k switched off mobile pe sirf tumhara hi phone lag sakta hai..

RajniKant shocked modi rocks!! πŸ˜€

Obama Modi SMS Jokes

Obama- Why did you called me on dry day??
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Modi-  remember,   you called me in navaratri…

Modi to Nittish

Modi to Nittish: How many seats you got?
Nitish: 2 seats.
Modi: I also got 2 seats. One from vadodara and one from varanasi. What are you going to do next?
Nitish: Resign as CM of my state.
Modi: Me too. Lol.
Nitish: phone rakh tu sa*le.