Modi SMS Joke, Modi to Rajnikant

Narendra Modi’s mobile was ringing..

He picked the call..

Namo: Hello Rajnikant, kaise ho..!

Rajnikant shocked

Rajni: tumko kaise pata chala ki me Rajnikant hu? Mera number to TRUE CALLER walo ko bhi nahi pata aur mera number kisi k mobile me display bhi nahi hota..

Namo: Aise hi thoda PM bana hu.. muje itni to akal hai k switched off mobile pe sirf tumhara hi phone lag sakta hai..

RajniKant shocked modi rocks!! πŸ˜€

Obama Modi SMS Jokes

Obama- Why did you called me on dry day??
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Modi-  remember,   you called me in navaratri…