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Engineers Day SMS Wishes, Engineering is so easy

September 15, 2015 by Rocky

Everybody says Engineering is so easy
that it is just like walking in a park!

But only Engineers know that..
park is called Jurassic Park..!!

Happy Engineers Day

Funny Office Job Shayari

October 17, 2017August 1, 2015 by Rocky

Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai,
Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,
Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun,
Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai..

Funny Office SMS Joke, Promotion in office

October 10, 2018April 17, 2015 by Rocky

Dont loose hope if you aren’t getting promotion in office.
Remember, Pradyumann is still an ACP and Daya is still an Inspector!!

Even after 17 years service.

That too despite solving all the cases assigned to them. 100 % Performance..

Johny johny..
Yes papa!
Private job.
Yes papa!
Lot of tension..
Yes papa!
Too much work..
Yes papa!
Family life..
No papa!
Bp-sugar..
High papa!
Yearly bonus..
Joke papa!
Monthly pay..
Low papa!
Personal life..
Lost papa!
Weekly off!
ha! ha! ha!

Office SMS Jokes, Kanjus Boss to worker

October 10, 2018March 9, 2015 by Rocky

Boss to worker: Tumne is saal

Mehnat se kam kai,

Islie 5000 ka Bonus

Cheque de raha Hu..

Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga. 😆

Employee Boss SMS Joke, Chhutti nahi milegi

October 10, 2018March 5, 2015 by adminu

Employee: Sir Shirt Mast lag rhi hai aap pr wink emoticon

Boss: Chhutti nahi milegi tumhe!
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Employee: Sirf Shirt hi acchi hai, muh waisa hi hai kutte !!

Kaamchor Funny SMS Jokes

October 10, 2018December 26, 2014 by Rocky

GOLDEN WORDS:

Kal ka kaam aaj MAT karo,
Usko kal tak rakho.. Kya pata..
Us kaam ko.. karne ki jarurat hi na pade!
– William Kaamchor

Frustrated Employee SMS

October 6, 2014 by Neha

Frustrated Employee
Boss: kaha gaye the
Employee: bal katwane
Boss: Office hours me?
Employee: bal bade bhi to Office hours me hue hai
Boss: ghar me bhi to badhte hai
Employee: ganja ho kar to nahi aaya hu..
jitne office me badhe the utn hee katwaye hai!!