Job SMS Joke, Private Job

Johny johny..
Yes papa!
Private job.
Yes papa!
Lot of tension..
Yes papa!
Too much work..
Yes papa!
Family life..
No papa!
Bp-sugar..
High papa!
Yearly bonus..
Joke papa!
Monthly pay..
Low papa!
Personal life..
Lost papa!
Weekly off!
ha! ha! ha!

Frustrated Employee SMS

Frustrated Employee
Boss: kaha gaye the
Employee: bal katwane
Boss: Office hours me?
Employee: bal bade bhi to Office hours me hue hai
Boss: ghar me bhi to badhte hai
Employee: ganja ho kar to nahi aaya hu..
jitne office me badhe the utn hee katwaye hai!!