Office and Work SMS

Dont loose hope if you aren’t getting promotion in office.
Remember, Pradyumann is still an ACP and Daya is still an Inspector!!

Even after 17 years service.

That too despite solving all the cases assigned to them. 100 % Performance..

Johny johny..
Yes papa!
Private job.
Yes papa!
Lot of tension..
Yes papa!
Too much work..
Yes papa!
Family life..
No papa!
Bp-sugar..
High papa!
Yearly bonus..
Joke papa!
Monthly pay..
Low papa!
Personal life..
Lost papa!
Weekly off!
ha! ha! ha!

Boss to worker: Tumne is saal

Mehnat se kam kai,

Islie 5000 ka Bonus

Cheque de raha Hu..

Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga. 😆

Employee: Sir Shirt Mast lag rhi hai aap pr wink emoticon

Boss: Chhutti nahi milegi tumhe!
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Employee: Sirf Shirt hi acchi hai, muh waisa hi hai kutte !!

GOLDEN WORDS:

Kal ka kaam aaj MAT karo,
Usko kal tak rakho.. Kya pata..
Us kaam ko.. karne ki jarurat hi na pade!
– William Kaamchor

Frustrated Employee
Boss: kaha gaye the
Employee: bal katwane
Boss: Office hours me?
Employee: bal bade bhi to Office hours me hue hai
Boss: ghar me bhi to badhte hai
Employee: ganja ho kar to nahi aaya hu..
jitne office me badhe the utn hee katwaye hai!!

Heights of Feka-Feki:

Interviewer: Why Did U Leave Ur Last job?

Candidate: The Company Shifted Their 0ffice &
Didn’t Tell Me Where it is…!!