Rajnikant ka mobile
vibration mode pe tha don’t worry ..!!
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Mode change kar diya hai π
Rajinikanth SMS
Rajnikant ka mobile
vibration mode pe tha don’t worry ..!!
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Mode change kar diya hai π
Narendra Modi’s mobile was ringing..
He picked the call..
Namo: Hello Rajnikant, kaise ho..!
Rajnikant shocked
Rajni: tumko kaise pata chala ki me Rajnikant hu? Mera number to TRUE CALLER walo ko bhi nahi pata aur mera number kisi k mobile me display bhi nahi hota..
Namo: Aise hi thoda PM bana hu.. muje itni to akal hai k switched off mobile pe sirf tumhara hi phone lag sakta hai..
RajniKant shocked modi rocks!! π
People are surprised with sudden rains.
Relax guys,
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Rajnikant is testing his pichkari.. π
Prove that 2/10=2
Japanese student: Wrong question.
Pakistani student: Hum toh school hi nahi Gaya.
American student: It’s strange, how is it possible?
Indian Rajnikant solved it:
Two / Ten
=wo/en
(T with T cancel)
w = 23rd letter
o = 15th letter
e = 5th letter
n = 14th letter
So,
23+15 / 5+14
= 38 / 19
= 2
Saala Maths ka itihaas hila dala.
YANNA RASCALA, MIND IT!!
Rajnikant ne Vidya Balan Ko cycle pe aage bithaya
Vidya: Rajni mujhe dekh Ke Apka khada nhi hota?
Rajnknt: Pagli Ye Ladies cycle hai.
Pata Hai tu kis Pe baiti hai??? π
First time in the history it happened and won’t happen again
Rajnikant vs Santa: opening Question to both in a competition..
What is half of 8?
Rajni: 4
Santa: Depend karta hai.
agar horizontally half karo to ‘0’
aur vertically karo to ‘3’
Rajnikant Lost!
badda aaya Rajnikant.. π
Once Rajnikant,
after chewing the PAAN,
spit on the wall of a building…
Today that building is popularly known as..
THE RED FORT?
Ek bar Rajnikant ne ek chote kamjor bachche ko blood donate kiya
pata hai aaj us bachche ko sabhi kis name se jante hai?
Anyone guess
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The Great Khali.
Once a TATA Company’s 22 Wheeler Huge Truck Met With An Accident Against RAJINIKANTH
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Since then..
its called as
TATA NANO.
TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi,
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata…
Wo ye hai ki..
Titanic ki puri shooting
Rajnikanth ke BATH TAB mein hui thi.