Modi SMS Joke, Modi to Rajnikant

Narendra Modi’s mobile was ringing..

He picked the call..

Namo: Hello Rajnikant, kaise ho..!

Rajnikant shocked

Rajni: tumko kaise pata chala ki me Rajnikant hu? Mera number to TRUE CALLER walo ko bhi nahi pata aur mera number kisi k mobile me display bhi nahi hota..

Namo: Aise hi thoda PM bana hu.. muje itni to akal hai k switched off mobile pe sirf tumhara hi phone lag sakta hai..

RajniKant shocked modi rocks!! πŸ˜€

Prove that 2/10=2

Prove that 2/10=2
Japanese student: Wrong question.
Pakistani student: Hum toh school hi nahi Gaya.
American student: It’s strange, how is it possible?

Indian Rajnikant solved it:
Two / Ten
=wo/en
(T with T cancel)
w = 23rd letter
o = 15th letter
e = 5th letter
n = 14th letter
So,
23+15 / 5+14
= 38 / 19
= 2
Saala Maths ka itihaas hila dala.
YANNA RASCALA, MIND IT!!

First time in the history

First time in the history it happened and won’t happen again

Rajnikant vs Santa: opening Question to both in a competition..
What is half of 8?

Rajni: 4

Santa: Depend karta hai.
agar horizontally half karo to ‘0’
aur vertically karo to ‘3’

Rajnikant Lost!

badda aaya Rajnikant.. πŸ˜€