Wife: Aaj tum daaru peeke aaye ho! Kyun?

Monday Night:
Wife: Aaj tum daaru peeke aaye ho! Kyun?
Husband : Arre Aaj office mai foreign clients k saath meeting thi to peeni padi.

Tuesday Night:
Wife: Aaj tum fir daaru peeke aaye ho! Kyun?
Husband : Arre Aaj mere ek friend ki engagement thi to Usne party di isliye.

Wednesday Night:
Wife: Aaj bhi tum pee ke aaye..
Husband: Arre Aaj ek friend ka breakup ho gaya.. WO bahut udaas tha to Uska mood fresh karne ke liye.

Thursday Night:
Wife: Aaj fir se.. Ab kiska breakup ho gaya?
Husband: Breakup nahi.. Aaj Office mai work load tha.. bahut tension thi.. isliye

Friday Night:
Wife: Aaj kyun?
Husband : Arre jis friend ki engagement thi na Tuesday ko, Aaj uski shaadi thi..to khushi ke mauke pe to.. samajh gayi na.

Saturday Night:
Wife: hmmm.. Ab?
Husband : Aaj purane school friends mil gaye the to WO disco le gaye aur zabardasti pila di.. maine bahut mana bhi kiya par maane nahi.

Sunday Night:
Wife (gusse se): Ab Aaj kya ho gaya..?
Husband : AADMI EK DIN BHI APNI MARJI SE NAHI PI SAKTA HAI KYA..??