Dear God

KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one.
U sacrifice A lot To keep them.
I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u…
but in my HEART I swear I’m keeping U..
We’ve known each other by CHANCE,
still friends by DECISION.
And when we say FRIEND FOREVER,
that’s definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
A gd friend is like a gd bra… hard to find,
very comfortable, supportive,
and always close to the heart…..
HELLO MY GD BRA 🙂
Dear God,
thank you for making me healthy.
Can you also make me sexy?
If you can’t make me sexy,
please make all my friends fat.