Do you like mathematics

A girl phoned me the other day and said…
“Come on over, this web this there’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was home
A Sex expert was once asked whether
a rape is possible while running.
No, he replied, decease woman can run faster
with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.
Do you like mathematics?
If so, symptoms add a bed, subtract your clothes,
divide your legs and we can multiply!