Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most
important source of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law”.
In a train, pilule ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.