Santa Banta find

Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH
SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL?

A. “OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.
Hindi teacher asks:
Kaal Kitne parkar ke hote hain?
Santa answers: Local Kaal,
STD Kaal,
Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal & sasria_Kaal
Santa Banta find a bomb Santa
and Banta find three hand grenades
and decide to take them to the police station.
“What if one of them explodes before we get there?” asks Banta.
“Don’t worry about it, ” says Santa.
“We’ll just lie and tell them we only found two.”