Son: Dad you got called to school

Day 1
Son: Dad u got called to school
Dad: Y wat happened?
Son: Math teacher asked me wat is 7×9 n I answered 63
Dad: And…
Son: Then she asked wat is 9×7..
Dad: Wats the fu#king difference?
Son: That’s exactly wat I said

Day 2:
Son: Dad did u come to school?
Dad: Nope
Son: OK good cuz the gym teacher wants u to com too..
Dad: Wat happened now?
Son: Well first he asked me to raise my right hand, then my left hand, then my left leg and then my right leg….
Dad: So wat did u have to stand on your dick now?
Son: that’s exactly wat I said too..

Day 3
Son: Were you in school dad?
Dad: No y?
Son: I got expelled..
Dad: Wat the hell happened son?
Son: Well I got called to d princy’s office and the math teacher, gym teacher and art teacher were thr..
Dad: Wat the fu#k was the art teacher doin thr?
Son: Thats exactly wat I asked,