Alia Bhatt Funny SMS Jokes

Alia bhatt and varun dhawan are walking on a road, this site
and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Alia- what should we do now?
Varun- we’ll take 50:50.
Alia- what about the remaining 900?
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Varun: how many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?
Aliya: I can eat 6 apples.
Varun: Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple thtโ€™s not an empty stomach!
Aliya: Wow superb joke Iโ€™ll tell my friend..
Aliya to shraddha: how many apples you can eat on an empty stomach ?
Shraddha: I can eat 10
Aliya: Pagal.. 6 bolti to mast joke sunati!

Alia Bhatt spl..

Who is the coach of Indian Women’s Hockey Team ?
Alia: Shah Rukh Khan, Oh no Sorry, Kabir Khan
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Alia Bhatt on KBC
Which of the following is the Largest ?
A. A peanut
B. An Elephant
C. The Moon
D. A Kettle
Alia : It’s B. An Elephant
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Navjot Sidhu : Alia, Have U heard about Don Bradman
Alia : Sorry, I am not Interested in the Underworld!!!
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Pooja Bhatt : Itni Saj Dhaj ke kyun Baithi ho ???
Alia : Koi anne waala hai !
Pooja : Kaun ???
Alia : Achhe Din !
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Rahul Gandhi : I am reading Shakespeare to improve my GK..
Alia : Achha !!! Who wrote it ???
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When ALIA BHATT forgot her facebook password she tried searching it on GOOGLE.
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Alia to Police : Aap kahan jaa rahe ho ?
Police : Lathi Charge Karne
Alia : Toh Charger toh lete jao!!!
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Do you see Formula 1 ??
Alia : No, I Hate Maths.
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Alia, Can U tell what is 3×4??
Alia : It’s easy, Answer is 12And What is 4×3 ???
Alia : Very simple.. It’s 21!
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Modi Ji ka first Name kya hai ???
Alia : Abki Baar!!!
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Alia Bhatt: Bhaiyya 10rs. wali Maggi dena.
Shopkeeper: Ye lo
Alia Bhatt: Kitne hue?