Suhagrat SMS Joke, Suhagrat Ko Kamre Ki Light Band Thi

Suhagrat Ko Kamre Ki Light Band Thhi Aur Ladki Dulhe Ki Wait Kar Rahi thi…

Ladka Darwaja Khol Ke Kamre Mein Aya Aur Jaldi Mein Ladki Se Bola

Ladka: Jaldi Se Apne Kapde Utaro

Ladki Ne Kapde Utar Liye Aur Khub Bhadiya Tarike Se Dono Ne Sex Kiya
Sex Ke Baad Ladka Bola: Ab Jaldi Se Kapde Pahan Lo

Ladki: Kyu?, view Kya Hua

Ladka: Dulha Aane Wala Hai. πŸ˜€

Pappu suhaagrat mein biwi ke

Pappu suhaagrat mein biwi ke pichhe se daal raha tha.

Biwi: Nahi ji, viagra 100mg aage se daalte hain!

Pappu: Tujhe kaise pata?

Biwi: Jab main college mein thi to Gunde utha le gaye the, dosage unhone aage se dala tha!!

Pappu: Ye MC Gunde bhi confuse karte hain, mujhe le gaye the to pichhe se dala tha!!

Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni biwi se

Shadi ki pehli raat shohar apni biwi se:
Begam Ejazat hai?
Biwi: Ji Ejazat hai.

Shohar ne subah tak kar kar bura haal kar diya.

Biwi bimar ho gayi
Shohar usko sasural chodhne gaya, diagnosis

Wapis aane laga toh apne saas & sasur se bola:
Achha Ji, Ejazat hai?
Bv chillaai: Papa Ejazat mat dena MC dega !

Suhagrat ko wife husband se boli

Suhagrat ko wife husband se boli: Karo?
Husband- mujhe kuch nahi aata
Wife- koi baat nahi jaise main karu vaise hi karte jaao, for sale
wife ne kapde utare… husband ne bhi kapde utaare
fir.. Wife ne letker taange utha li to husband ne bhi letkar taange utha li or bola ab?
Wife: ab aisa kar Bhosdike Bahar se 3 aadmi bula laa.. ek meri marega aur ek TERI.
Husband: aur teesra?
Wife- teesra free ka whatsapp msg padne wale ki marega jo bahut muskura raha hai.. πŸ˜†