Zebra Crossing

Santa ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !
SANTA kadhai leke bich raaste khana pakane baitha.
Kadhai khali dekh k logo ne pucha
saNTAJI kya bana rahe ho?
saNTA bola, Sabko bewakoof bana raha hoon.
Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black
& White Patte par Bar Bar
idhar se Udhar chalte the,
Woh kya soch rahe honge ? THINK ?
SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI ?